| There's a Bloodthirsty Gnat in My Room
I swear it is true There's a Bloodthirsty Gnat in My Room It's eyes were shiny A weird shade of blue There's a Bloodthirsty Gnat in My Room It had big fangs large mutant claws that pulsated and grew There's a Bloodthirsty Gnat in My Room It said it would it eat me Snarling with mandibles Giant sharp teeth And pretending to chew There's a Bloodthirsty Gnat in My Room I finally squashed him And turned him to goo There was a Bloodthirsty Gnat in My Room |